callmebliss:

masochist-incarnate:

wumblr:

masochist-incarnate:

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sewerslimetime:

the-worm-man:

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did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

you know, the dashcon baby… the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon

what

Th e

What

the dashcon baby

at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

great post everybody

I helped!

autisticjoy:

theladyjanedoe:

THINGS THAT CAN BE TRUE AT THE SAME TIME:

* Your parents did the best they could, AND their choices wounded you.

* You love someone AND you know it’s not healthy to keep them in your life.

* You’re terrified to take the next step AND you know it’s the right thing to do.

* You want to have healthy relationships AND unresolved trauma is making it difficult.

* You’re afraid to fail AND you believe in yourself.

@drheidigreen

afairfight:

(source)

moonlandingwasfaked:

laughingsquid:

The HUMMbucker Electric Kazoo, A Screeching Kazoo That Plugs Into an Amplifier

this is proof God exists and loves us

birdimages:

theasianinfluence:

neopetsuser:

loathsomespider:

neopetsuser:

loathsomespider:

the answer to “why would you hide this in the tags” is almost always “i respect OP’s time and notification feed”

i dont

congrats on being the first person of almost 1,500 to comment on this post, breaking thousands of peoples silent agreement for. “i dont”. was it worth it 

webbed site

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

this ask makes me feel like a beast in a zoo having my biology facts read to a crowd of spectators i do. but how do you know this

ghostextremist:

iam-broken-ice:

tobi-poo:

NINTENDO UK OH MY GOD????

This was done in reference to the fact the Fire Emblem Awakening battle models don’t actually have feet

Which to be honest I didn’t notice they didn’t have feet the first time I was playing the game

Here’s a different picture that shows it a bit better

I’m so glad you explained this because I didn’t understand and was about to google “fire emblem chrom feet” before I realized that those actions may have dire consequences

everythingfox:

Purrcussion

(via)

memewhore:

dkpsyhog:

marzipanandminutiae:

tophatandboots:

New sewing machine: Nooo I need software updates.

My 1904 Singer 15: Just put your back into treadling, I can sew through more layers than you dare to attempt and I will still sew through them when the sun burns out if you remember to oil me

My digital watch from like 2004: perma-dead. You think a new battery will help? It laughs at your pain. It mocks your futile scrambling. Nothing can bring it back

My pocket watch from 1872: tick tock bitch

Planned obsolescence